A camera, computer and a compulsion.

Parliament

1. Liz: Phia's party is tomorrow. I am spending today making owl cake
2. Clive: OWL CAKE??
3. What a hoot!
4. How wise of you.
5. She'll be rapt-or not?
6. Liz: Oh LOL
7. Stop it. You'll make me laugh so hard I'll burst my stitches.
8. Clive: I'd hate you to hurt yourself. You'd have to tal-on me.
9. Liz: Oh god.
10. Clive: and then everyone would stick their beaks in.
11. Liz: Ah. They just. Keep. Coming.